god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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