I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
COCAINE IS GR8
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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