my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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