Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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