What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
this will be a night to untag.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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