I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
worst night to have a conscience
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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