I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My vagina just recognized that song.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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