Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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