Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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