another moral hangover. fuck.
Your dad touched me again.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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