So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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