Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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