Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wannas sexs uuuuu
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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