You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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