This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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