Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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