so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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