I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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