that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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