Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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