Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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