Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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