So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
i believe in u and ur pee
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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