so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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