It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Houston, we have a blender
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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