guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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