last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
i out mim tonsoeep
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