Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Small penises have feelings too.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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