I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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