My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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