using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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