Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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