i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Randomize
