he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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