i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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