I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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