Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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