sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
two words: eviction party
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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