and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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