It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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