Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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