when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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