rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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