the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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