Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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