you guys were way drunker than both of me
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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