YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The air was thick with penises
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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