I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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