Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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