Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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