last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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