This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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