What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Randomize
