i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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