at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I was not drunk enough for that final.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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