last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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