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• (804): View more from Virginia

  where are you?

  (914): View more from New York

  in the room with the baby pig

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  k im coming soon

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• (858): View more from California

  Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  She really is something else.

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  Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan

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