I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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