where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan